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Developer opens 47 tabs. Still can’t find the one playing music.
“It was here a second ago,” sources confirm.
Fresh nothing, delivered never.
Three tiny ways to avoid the thing you should be doing.
Free to play. No account. Your tabs can wait.
A LITTLE LESS SCROLLING. A LITTLE MORE SLAPPING.
Internet junk is flying. You have one minute to slap it.
Cookies, ads, emails, and one tab too many.
Click them out of existence.
Sound on makes this considerably dumber.
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“It was here a second ago,” sources confirm.
Click the links. They are going absolutely nowhere.
One minute on the clock. Your inbox had it coming.
Keyboard: Space in the arena slaps the nearest object. In Normal preview, use Tab then Enter or Space on a link.
The extension brings sounds, shakes and combos to your real links. Use your own sounds with Pro.
Slap Ninja is a game for this page. Normal preview shows the extension’s link effects. Install Slap Links on Chrome for desktop to use them on the web.
They keep coming back. You have 30 seconds to slap the moles as they pop out of the ground.
A peaceful little garden. For about thirty seconds.
Watch the sequence light up, then repeat it. One more slap each round. Click, tap, or use keys 1–4 on the board.
A memory test with completely unnecessary slapping.